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Fed Prints $1 Trillion in Final Roll of the Dice

  • In a last ditch effort to save the economy, the Fed has decided to revert back to the original TARP plan to buy up the toxic assets off of banks. The Fed will print about $1.2 Trillion to buy up treasury bonds so that the Treasury Department can purchase these assets. Given that we haven’t known the M3 money supply for 3 years, inflation could become a huge problem in the next decade. This strategy has NEVER WORKED BEFORE. Meanwhile…

Populist Outrade Surges Over AIG Bonuses

  • The pinheads in Washington are using the AIG bonuses as a scapegoat for the financial crisis to avert our attention away from the real story (read above). The scary part is that a majority of Americans think we should take the bonuses back. Hopefully, the Constitution can stand up against this, considering that what Congress is doing is UNCONSTITUTIONAL. Meanwhile…

Treasury Secretary Looks to Grab More Power Over Financial System

  • As if the TARP plan didn’t give the Treasury Czar enough power, the government just can’t “trust” our financial markets anymore to let them operate on their own. We’re getting pretty close to a Fascist-Corporatist system.

Economic Trouble? The EPA to the Rescue!

  • In other news, the administration is calling for stricter emission standards that could kill our economy.

Martial Law in New York?

  • Don’t worry, shouldn’t be a trend for the nation…we hope.

Are You A Terrorist?

  • Missouri seems to think that Wenk, Gerb, and Nix could be members of a secret militia out to take down the government of the United States. Look over the pamphlet and see if you match any of the criteria.

A Forgotten Man of the Recession

  • In the recent attacks on executive travel, the government could be crippling a vital sector of the economy that provides thousands of jobs – the hotel industry. In other news, we’ve decided to buy condoms from the Chinese!

Odd News

Satan Did It!

  • If you’re ever in trouble, just blame it on the devil…(the opinions expressed do not represent those of any sane person)

How DARE You Try to Save Humans At The Expense of Deadly Animals!

  • When a deadly lion escapes from the zoo, humans are expendable.

That Dog Ate My Money!

  • Matt Nix still likes eating carpet.