Owl Radio » The Groom n’ Schmidt Schow http://ksuradio.com Just another Ksuclubs.com weblog Wed, 21 Jul 2010 02:12:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 The Groom and Schmidt Show-Infant Punching Face Melting Edition http://ksuradio.com/2010/02/02/the-groom-and-schmidt-show-infant-punching-face-melting-edition/ http://ksuradio.com/2010/02/02/the-groom-and-schmidt-show-infant-punching-face-melting-edition/#comments Tue, 02 Feb 2010 08:14:48 +0000 Kevin Schmidt http://owlradio.ksuclubs.com/?p=5219 Groom and Schmidt Show. Every Tuesday 5-7pm. Only on Owl Radio.

News You Already Knew

We get it, Britain’s government hates cigarettes and alcohol.

CHILDREN ARE HEARING VOICES OMG!

Smuggling lizards out of the country in your underpants? Why not?

DUIC-Driving Under the Influence of Chili.

Surprise! 238 pounds of weed!

Avatar/Hurt Locker Award Nominees Announced…oh wait, that’s the Oscars

Michael Bay Award Nominees Announced…oh wait, that’s the Razzies

Tim Tebow and Chuck Norris both wear Markeith Cummings pajamas

Groundhog Day…I feel like I’ve heard this before…

Twitter finally thug: gangs Tweeting and Facebooking

You know what really grinds my gears? (or makes us want to punch infants)

Click here to view the embedded video.

BUYING A CAR FROM TOYOTA AND HAVING THE GAS PEDAL STICK

The New Ipad, or Apple in general.

The Chinese are not worried about GOOGLE LEAVING! It’s Google, China, Google. Seriously

Possibly related: China has problem with Sexual Frustration?

Polish Priest really checking attendance, next phase will be sacrificing some blood to prove attendance.

In related news, a Pastor pulls gun on son at Church.

Another Season of Jersey Shore

Company that runs web sites that abet adultery not going public, yet.

]]> http://ksuradio.com/2010/02/02/the-groom-and-schmidt-show-infant-punching-face-melting-edition/feed/ 0 Groom and Schmidt Return! http://ksuradio.com/2010/01/26/groom-and-schmidt-return/ http://ksuradio.com/2010/01/26/groom-and-schmidt-return/#comments Tue, 26 Jan 2010 05:26:50 +0000 Kevin Schmidt http://owlradio.ksuclubs.com/?p=5092 The Second Season of the Groom and Schmidt show has begun at a new day! Tuesdays from 5-7.

Everything is under control…except for substance abuse and video games and frostbite.

Doing cocaine and the cops catch you? Blame it on powdered donuts.

Feeling lost and depressed? What the hell. Why not be that person that is driving drunk and causing three crashes in a single week.

A fat dog was frozen to the sidewalk and the fat saved him.

Apparently a school girl doing cart wheels in her underwear didn’t share the same fate. http://www.thelocal.se/24542/20100122/

Parents buy 16 year old Italian Fifa 2009 for Playstation. “”Mario is obsessed. He’s forever playing on his PlayStation, and we bought him FIFA 2009 because we didn’t want him playing violent games,” his mother told Il Corriere.” Guess what. He stabbed his dad over an argument from the game. Fail.

Your bed cold at the Holiday Inn? How about a human bed warmer? “Holiday Inn said the warmer would be fully dressed and leave the bed before the guest occupied it. They could not confirm if the warmer would shower first, but said hair would be covered.”

In case you needed more proof that the government is full of jerks.

If the dictionary has “oral sex” in it, it must be banned.

News you already knew-Run Down Edition

The Earth is not properly protected from asteroids.

The vomiting bug leaves nobody untouched.

It’s time for the Pope to Blog!

Which is more promising than Priests that shoplift….

Humans are gonna run 40mph!

Old people need motorcycles with 3 wheels!

7 Police myths!

]]> http://ksuradio.com/2010/01/26/groom-and-schmidt-return/feed/ 0 Happy Birthday Kevin Schmidt. Here’s a slap in the face. http://ksuradio.com/2009/12/10/happy-birthday-kevin-schmidt-heres-a-slap-in-the-face/ http://ksuradio.com/2009/12/10/happy-birthday-kevin-schmidt-heres-a-slap-in-the-face/#comments Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:45:15 +0000 cvanorde http://owlradio.ksuclubs.com/?p=4546 General manager Kevin Schmidt is turning the big 2-2 tomorrow… we’re celebrating by playing SLAP TRIVIA!

Questions about Kevin.

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Plus their usual News You Already Knew & Punching Infants and other junk. Join us!!

-Ginger

PS Tune in to Pregame with Midnight and Ginger Friday 6-8 p.m.

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AMERICA!

AMERICA!

Tomorrow on the Tiger Woods’ Guide to Marriage End of the World Edition of the Groom and Schmidt show, we’ll discuss everything going on in the past couple of weeks that surely signals an apocalypse that will be the end of all things as we know it. This includes (but is not limited to):

Everything is spinning out of control in the News You Already Knew

Tiger Woods violates the ultimate man law of cheating on your wife. The mistress must be better looking than the wife. In that, he has failed us all.

The prenup will make him so poor, he won’t be able to afford putting his two cents into the court case!

In related news, “You’re Never Too Married to go Dating.” Apparently Tiger read this story long ago.

Guy reads Kill Bin Laden before Obama speech.  Guy in front of him scolds dog.

Nets lose 18th straight of the season.

Iraqi shoe thrower gets a, you guessed it, shoe thrown at him.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies will get a TV mini-series.

Get stuck on a toilet? Just sing until people rescue you.

Hey, know that voice you’ve been hearing? It’s your feet.

Adrian Peterson is REALLY FAST BOOOOOM!

A Marriage is only official if you Tweet and update Facebook Status while on the altar.

Need a Christmas gift? Buy someone a domain with the name of a country.

Elf tries to blow up Santa.

Al Gore Cancels $1,200 per Handshake event.  HE’S SUPER SERIAL!

]]> http://ksuradio.com/2009/12/03/groom-and-schmidt-show-tiger-woods-guide-to-marriage-end-of-the-world-edition/feed/ 0 The Groom and Schmidt Show: The Too Much Ice Cream Edition featuring Michael Vick http://ksuradio.com/2009/11/12/the-groom-and-schmidt-show-the-too-much-ice-cream-edition-featuring-michael-vick/ http://ksuradio.com/2009/11/12/the-groom-and-schmidt-show-the-too-much-ice-cream-edition-featuring-michael-vick/#comments Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:11:06 +0000 Andrew http://owlradio.ksuclubs.com/?p=3813

H1N1 DEATH TOLL IN US

BALLOON BOY DAD PLEADS GUILTY

WARREN BUFFETT SAYS THE RECESSION IS OVER.  GO BACK TO YOUR SPENDING, MINIONS!!!!1!!1!!1!1!!

MAN PULLS DOUBLE-DECKER BUS WITH HIS HAIR RECORDS BREAKING EVERYWHERE

UGLIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CONFIRMED

MIDDLE SCHOOLERS ARRESTED FOR FOOD FIGHT

GIRL SNEEZES 12,000 TIMES A DAY WTF?!?!11?!1!1!1

CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE 2 HIGHEST GROSSING LAUNCH IN ENTERTAINMENT HISTORY

PRE-ORDERING VIDEO GAMES WORTH IT?

BLACK FRIDAY GOING TO BE CRAZY?!  Apparently not.

MIKE SMITH STANDS DOWN REDSKINS; GETS FINED

WOMAN ASKS VICK TO VISIT DOG HE ONCE OWNED

]]> http://ksuradio.com/2009/11/12/the-groom-and-schmidt-show-the-too-much-ice-cream-edition-featuring-michael-vick/feed/ 0 Groom and Schmidt Show 11-5-09 http://ksuradio.com/2009/11/05/groom-and-schmidt-show-11-5-09/ http://ksuradio.com/2009/11/05/groom-and-schmidt-show-11-5-09/#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:36:38 +0000 Kevin Schmidt http://owlradio.ksuclubs.com/?p=3747 Remember, Remember the 5th of November.

Billy Mays Here with a Fantastic Groom and Schmidt Show

Billy Mays Here with a Fantastic Groom and Schmidt Show

Show Stuff-Brought to you by KSU Owl Radio and Billy Mays

Suing them video game makers, No Doubt.

Baby Found under the bed

SC Man Loves Animals

Dude dressed as Breathalyzer Accused of DUI

Lions EAT SO MANY PEOPLE

RHIANNA SO EMBARASSED OMG

Condoms from the OLYMPICS

Who Throws a Shoe, Honestly?

Is this the saddest thing ever?

Sad, or Funny?

Sad, or Funny?

You don’t say.

How to keep your job.

Sorry Honey, I’m allergic

Food makes you fat. Who Knew?

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News you Already Knew

“Slumdog Kids” in danger of losing stipends!

Bad Economy=Less Divorce

Bad Genes=Bad Drives

Come On Russia, you can do 

God Works in Mysterious Ways

Headline of the Day

Why do Men Cheat

Somebody is getting punched

McDonald’s Kills

Coyotes OWN

Junk Food=Heroin

Nazi

MOVIES MAN

Prince of Persia

JAY-Z OMG

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BILLY MAYS HAS A FANTASTIC GROOM AND SCHMIDT SHOW FOR YOU

NEWS YOU ALREADY KNEW

Local Student enjoys school closing.

Craigslist not charged with Prostitution.

Should we move to the 4-day work week?

David Cross did coke 40 feet from Obama?

WTF study of the day: The Internet is altering your brain.

KSU News

Homeless Awareness Week. Count the times you’ve given change to a bum. That’s how many babies you need to punch.

Hey, KSU needs a live mascot

KSU adds all way stop. World Ends.

BABIES GET PUNCHED (or Drew Barrymore Uterus Kicks)

Man gets DWI for driving in his motorized La-Z-Boy

Lame study of the day.

Lizards and tortoises>environmentalism

Lifetime pulls balloon boys “wife swap” episode.


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